Runaway Emu Leads Sheriff’s Corporal on 45-Minute Chase

I’ll be honest with you, I’ve never handcuffed an emu before, but they’ll fit around his legs and that’ll keep him from kicking. In you go. There you go. Oh, look — look who’s got you now. Don’t move, don’t move. Not yet, not yet, not yet. Don’t look at me that way — hey, hey, don’t bite me. Don’t even think about it. Don’t do it. Are you done resisting? I don’t want to have to charge you. Don’t talk back to me. Now you’re behaving, aren’t you? Secured.